« Every anniversary, Gilbert bought me an appliance. On the last one, he gave me a vacuum cleaner. He died two weeks later. I didn’t cry. »
(Karen McCluskey, Desperate housewives)
« Every anniversary, Gilbert bought me an appliance. On the last one, he gave me a vacuum cleaner. He died two weeks later. I didn’t cry. » (Karen McCluskey, Desperate...
La Suite« I’m not fast enough, I am not alien enough, and you know what ? There are people in the universe who don’t like me ! »
(John Crichton, Farscape)
« I’m not fast enough, I am not alien enough, and you know what ? There are people in the universe who don’t like me ! » (John Crichton,...
La Suite« Wow ! Muscles AND curves ! My penis is so confused ! »
(Dr Gregory House, House MD)
« Wow ! Muscles AND curves ! My penis is so confused ! » (Dr Gregory House, House...
La Suite« No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die. »
(Dr Gregory House, House MD)
« No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die. » (Dr Gregory House, House...
La Suite« Oh, my God, you know what, I think you’re right ! I think… you know what ? Listen, listen : a pigeon… no, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught fire ! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird’s aid ! The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons ! Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water ! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death-grip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment !!! »
(Ross Geller, Friends)
« Oh, my God, you know what, I think you’re right ! I think… you know what ? Listen, listen : a pigeon… no, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught fire ! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird’s aid ! The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons ! Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water ! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death-grip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment !!! » (Ross Geller,...
La Suite« Talyn, you’ve seen them both naked, perhaps you can tell us who’s bigger. »
(Aeryn Sun, Farscape)
« Talyn, you’ve seen them both naked, perhaps you can tell us who’s bigger. » (Aeryn Sun,...
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