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« God, you’re skinny ! This wouldn’t fit a rat ! »

(Donna Noble, Doctor Who)

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« Now I’m no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color ! »

(Major John Sheppard, Stargate Atlantis)

« Now I’m no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color ! » (Major John Sheppard, Stargate...

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« The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. »

(Spock, Star Trek)

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This guy’s walking down a street, when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep, he can’t get out. A doctor passes by, and the guy shouts up « Hey you ! Can you help me out ? » The doctor writes him a prescription, throws it down the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up « Father, I’m down in this hole, can you help me out ? » The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. « Hey Joe, it’s me, can you help me out ? » And the friend jumps in the hole ! Our guy says « Are you stupid ? Now we’re both down here ! » and the friend says, « Yeah, but I’ve been down here before, and I know the way out. »

This guy’s walking down a street, when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep, he can’t get out. A doctor passes by, and the guy shouts up « Hey you ! Can you help me out ? » The doctor writes him a prescription, throws it down the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up « Father, I’m down in this hole, can you help me out ? » The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. « Hey Joe, it’s me, can you help me out ? » And the friend jumps in the hole ! Our guy says « Are you stupid ? Now we’re both down here ! » and the friend says, « Yeah, but I’ve been down here before, and I know the way...

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« Wait a second. This isn’t just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she’s conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves??? Oh my god. You’re sleeping with me. »

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

« Wait a second. This isn’t just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she’s conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves??? Oh my god. You’re sleeping with me. » (Dr Gregory House, House...

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« I’ll be in my bunk. »

(Jayne Cobb, Firefly)

« I’ll be in my bunk. » (Jayne Cobb,...