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« Once upon a time there was a boy named John and John was an astronaut. He lived in a far away place called Earth which is so far away you’ve never heard of it. One day when John was out doing astronaut things a big, blue wormhole gobbled him up and spat him out at the far end of the universe. Things were looking grim in Mudville, till our hero met an amazing living ship, made some nice new friends, and he hooked up with his dream girl. We could’ve lived happily ever after, but the Peacekeepers raped, chased and tortured us for years on end. And two months ago, we got our asses shot off again. This time it was the Scarrans, big reptiles. Oh ! And Moya, our living ship, limped her way to your happy planet for a little R&R, because, we figure, it’s empty ! Hey, no one is gonna bother us ! Next thing, me and the future Mrs. Crichton are having a private moment when you guys fly by… Boom, badda bing ! Squiggly line, squiggly line ! Crystalized and it’s two months later. »

« Once upon a time there was a boy named John and John was an astronaut. He lived in a far away place called Earth which is so far away you’ve never heard of it. One day when John was out doing astronaut things a big, blue wormhole gobbled him up and spat him out at the far end of the universe. Things were looking grim in Mudville, till our hero met an amazing living ship, made some nice new friends, and he hooked up with his dream girl. We could’ve lived happily ever after, but the Peacekeepers raped, chased and tortured us for years on end. And two months ago, we got our asses shot off again. This time it was the Scarrans, big reptiles. Oh ! And Moya, our living ship, limped her way to your happy planet for a little R&R, because, we figure, it’s empty ! Hey, no one is gonna bother us ! Next thing, me and the future Mrs. Crichton are having a private moment when you...