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« You put two people in a room together long enough, eventually they’re gonna fuck. »

(Joey Quinn, Dexter)

« You put two people in a room together long enough, eventually they’re gonna fuck. » (Joey Quinn,...

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Posted by on Déc 12, 2009 in Réplique du jour | 6 comments

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« Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex ? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulse from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland. And the muscles tense and spasm like you’re lifting three times your body weight. It’s violent, it’s ugly, and it’s messy. And if God hadn’t made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know women can have an hour-long orgasm ? »

« Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex ? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulse from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland. And the muscles tense and spasm like you’re lifting three times your body weight. It’s violent, it’s ugly, and it’s messy. And if God hadn’t made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know women can have an hour-long orgasm...

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Posted by on Déc 11, 2009 in Réplique du jour | 2 comments

406 : If I had a hammer

Noooon, pas le marteau !

Justement, mon marteau se trouve sur mon bureau à l’heure où je rédige cette chose (ne demandez pas pourquoi) et je peux vous dire que je ne le regarde pas vraiment comme d’habitude !

Noooon, pas le marteau ! Justement, mon marteau se trouve sur mon bureau à l’heure où je rédige cette chose (ne demandez pas pourquoi) et je peux vous dire que je ne le regarde pas vraiment comme...

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Posted by on Déc 11, 2009 in Dexter | 7 comments

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