Fêtons la fin de la saison 2 avec quelques bonnes répliques…
Karen McCluskey : How old are you boys anyway ?
Porter Scavo : We’re six.
Karen McCluskey : And you ?
Parker Scavo : Five.
Karen McCluskey : Wow. Your mom just pops them out, doesn’t she ?
Preston Scavo : How old are you ?
Karen McCluskey : How old do you think?
Porter Scavo: 150.
Andrew Van De Kamp : Isn’t that weird ? That’s the sound my mom makes when she climaxes !
Yao Lin : I don’t like lies.
Gabrielle : Yeah, well I don’t like your ironing. So there.
Lynette : Why don’t I just put them back in me and cook ’em until they’re civilized ?
Tom : You’d be cool with that ?
Bree : Girls, you don’t understand. This poor kid is scared out of his mind.
Gabrielle : Oh, for God’s sake, Bree. You’re a woman. Manipulate him. That’s what we do.
Bree : But how ?
Gabrielle: I don’t know. How did you usually manipulate Rex?
Susan : Hey, Edie !
Edie : Wow, get a load of you. You look so pretty. I hardly recognize you.
Gabrielle : Before we got married we made a deal, remember ? No kids.
Carlos : Deals are meant to be renegotiated.
Gabrielle : We’re not negotiating my uterus.
Paul Young : Will I have to tell them about my wife’s death in the house ?
Edie : Yeah. Legal crap. People get really freaked out by suicides. Hell, I get the willies just standing here.
Paul Young : Is there any other option ?
Edie: Well, you could say that she shot herself in the house, then crawled out back to die…
Bree : Danielle ! How was school ?
Danielle : It was okay.
Bree : Good. Where does Andrew keep his marijuana ?
George Williams : Well… I’ll see you, Dr. Van De Kamp.
Rex : Please, you’re dating my wife. Call me Rex.
Julie : I always assumed I’d have sex for the first time before you had it again.
Susan : Do you believe in evil, Edie ?
Edie : Of course I believe in evil ! I work in real estate !
Bree : For God’s sake, Phyllis, don’t you ever worry about dehydration ?
Phyllis Van De Kamp : Are you saying that I am too emotional ?
Bree : I’m saying that even Italians take a break now and again.
Gabrielle : Why are all rich men such jerks ?
Carlos : The same reason why all beautiful women are bitches.
Father Crowley : You’re pregnant ?
Gabrielle : Yes, and it’s impossible. I’m on the pill which I know you probably think is a sin but it’s a 99.9% effective sin.
Father Crowley : Maybe its in the 0.1% that God resides.
Gabrielle : You just couldn’t wait to throw that in, could you ?
Gabrielle, c’est quand même une fameuse cliente, je trouve !
Merciiiii !
J’ai bien ri !!
Bree est aussi une bonne cliente…
Bree : Danielle, question : Is there a black men hidind under your bed ?
loooooooooool !! Elle est trop forte celle-là ! On a trop l’impression de l’entendre le dire !
😆 je viens de regarder le dernier épisode c’est vraiment excelent…
Rajoutons celle là dans l’épisode 1 de la seconde saison:
Gabrielle – Paternity test results? I Know! I’m in the same situation!
Femme X- Really? I’ve just found that the clinic screwed up and gave me an egg that belong
to some lesbian. It’s was supposed to be implanted in her lover. And now, my husband is freaking up (out?) because he thinks that her baby gonna be gay!
Gabrielle- Okay! We are in so differents situations.
Looooooooooooooooooooool! Gabrielle ou comment mettre les pieds dans le plat!
Elle est trop douée…
ou le remarque vexante de Phyllis!
Andrew : ??? Looks like Dad loved big breasts !
Phyllis: ???Oh Yeah! That???s why I was surprised when he married your mother!???
LOL
Tiens donc, leprechaun, tu enchaînes direct ?
à petite dose mais oui! ^_^
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Tom- " Tu es ce que j’ai de plus cher!"
Lynette- "c’est facile à dire, ça! Moi, je veux des preuves!"
Tom " Comment?"
Lynette "Avec une vasectomie!"
Tim "Tu préfèrerais pas un bouquet de fleurs?"
Lol!