Oh so memorable remarks…

Quelques unes parmi les meilleures… Le choix fut difficile…

Meg : You believe me, right ?
Veronica : You are the last good person here at Neptune High. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Logan : Do you have any idea what your little joke cost me ?
Veronica : Well, I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting your bong back.
Logan : Wrong answer. Would you care to guess again ?
Veronica : Clearly your sense of humor…

Keith : How’s about an early peek at one of your Christmas presents ?
Veronica : What about our strict « Christmas morning only » rule ?
Keith : This Christmas, we make our own rules. Follow me !
Veronica : I’m so impressed you fit a pony into my room !

Lilly : I’ve got a secret, a good one.

(uhuhuh !)

Veronica : Kimmy, why do you insist on pissing me off ?

Logan : Do you even know how to play poker ?
Veronica : No, but it must be really hard if all you guys play.

Jackson Douglas : I hear you do detective stuff for people.
Veronica : I do favors for friends.
Jackson Douglas : I can pay.
Veronica : Sit down, friend.

Logan (à Weevil) : If you’re asking me to the prom again, the answer’s still « no ».

Veronica : You want to know how I lost my virginity ? So do I.

(Veronica essaye de changer un pneu)
Troy : Flat ?
Veronica : Just as God made me ! (loooooooooooool !!!)

Veronica : You prank-called Mandy ?
Lenny : What if I did ?
Veronica : Well, I want to congratulate you. Shake your hand. Congratulations! You’ve been named the world’s biggest cockroach. This award is given in recognition in your unparalleled lack of decency and humanity. Bravo. You’re going to die friendless and alone.
Lenny : Hey, everyone knows you’re the biggest…
Veronica : Shut up ! If I want you to speak, I’ll wave a Snausage in front of your nose. You use Mandy again to convince yourself you’re not a loser, I will ruin your life. Got it ?

Keith : So how was your date ?
Veronica : Oh, you know. Lousy conversation, but the sex was fantastic !
Keith : That’s not funny.
Veronica : I don’t know. I’m pretty sure it was.

(J’adore !!!)

Veronica : Got any enemies you know about ?
Wallace : Well, there’s the Klan.

Meg : So what do you think ?
Veronic a: I look like Manilla Whore Barbie.

Kendall : You wanna play grab-ass with cheerleaders who’ve just mastered missionary ? See ya !

Cliff McCormack : My name is Cliff, and I’ll be your, « If you cannot afford an attorney » attorney. (uhuhuh !)