"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

(Spock, Star Trek)

"... take thee, Rachel... "

(Ross Geller, Friends)

"YIHAAAAA ! I'M A VAMPIRE !"

(Jessica, True Blood)

"Made in Britain !"

(Harriet Jones, Doctor Who)

"This body is 100% socially conscious. I recycle. Al Gore would be proud."

(Ruby, Supernatural)

"Rumsfeld !"

(Bobby Singer, Supernatural)

"Anybody can hate humanity after getting shot. Takes a big man to hate it beforehand."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"It's not cancer."

(Dr James Wilson, House MD)

"Don't feel worried about that ! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say ! It could say, "Ross Geller : Good at Marriage !" Y'know ? Mine's going to say "Phoebe Buffay : Buried Alive.""

(Phoebe Buffay, Friends)

"Of course, the most troubling question is : why do these people assume we're gay ?"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)