"No pain, no game."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"Oh, Mary Alice, what did you do ?"

(Susan Mayer, Desperate Housewives)

"Cameron... I love you."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"You know, "Stacy" in the original Greek means "relationship killer"."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"Wow, get a load of you ! You look so pretty ! I hardly recognize you !"

(Edie Britt, Desperate Housewives)

"Trying to win Stacy back by killing an animal. Very caveman."

(Dr James Wilson, House MD)

"Ah, screw it. But I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas."

(John Crichton, Farscape)

"What makes a guy start drooling ? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts ?"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"My name is Cliff, and I'll be your, "If you cannot afford an attorney" attorney."

(Cliff McCormack, Veronica Mars)

"Three guys walk into a clinic. Their legs hurt. What's wrong with them ?"

(Dr Gregory House, House M.D.)