"You monitor my periods ???"

(Dr Lisa Cuddy, House MD)

"House is desperate. House is never desperate."

(Dr Eric Foreman, House MD)

"I'm NOT sick !"

(Eric Foreman, House MD)

"You know, I get it that people are just looking for a way to fill the holes ; that they want the holes ; they want to live in the holes ; and they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people !"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"Don't worry, it's treatable. Being a bitch, though, nothing we can do about that."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"Stone cold bluff. You might want to spend a little more time paying attention to your cards, and a little less time staring at my breasts."

(Dr Lisa Cuddy, House MD)

"These procedures would be so much easier if you could do them on healthy people !"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"I am not the person you think I am. That's what you people can't seem to understand. I'm not a bitch. I am not aggressively plotting to make our mother feel bad."

(Kitty Walker, Brothers and sisters)

"Here lies Carrie : she had two loves and lots of shoes."

(Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City)

"I'll be out of your hair tomorrow. What's left of it."

(Dr James Wilson, House MD)