"All we have to do is check out parasites, viruses, bacteria, fungi, prions, toxins, radiation, chemicals, or itâ??s internet porn-related. Iâ??ll check the internet, you cover the rest of the stuff."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE !"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"I'm proud of you."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"Harry and Dorris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But they're both dead now. I didn't kill them. Honest."

(Dexter Morgan, Dexter)

"Everybody lies."

(Dr James Wilson, House MD)

"Do your palms ever itch ?"

(Audrey Horne, Twin Peaks)

"One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat."

(Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the city)

"I'm sorry, did I interrupt you from trying to eat your baby ?"

(Dr John Dorian, Scrubs)

"You pretend to be a rebel, claim to hate rules, but all you do is subsitute your own rules for society's. That's a nice simple rule : tell the blunt, honest truth in the starkest, starkest way. And what will be, will be, what will be, should be. And everyone else is a coward. But your wrong. It's not cowardly to not call someone an idiot. People are tactful and polite just because it's nice. They do it because they got an ounce of humility, because they know that they will make mistakes, and they know that their actions have consequences, and they know that those consequences are their fault. Why do you want so bad not to be human, House ?"

(Jack Moriarty, House MD)

"You've reached a number that has been disconnected and is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, go with it, hang up, on three. One, two...*beep*"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)