"I do not snore, I... sometimes, I sing through my nose."

(Hilda Suarez, Ugly Betty)

"I wish the Lord would take me."

(Livia Soprano, The Sopranos)

"I have to pee."

(Takezo Kensei, Heroes)

"If you had my job youâ??d knowâ?¦ everybody lies."

(Michael Tritter, House MD)

"You want to know who killed Laura ? We did ! We ALL did !"

(Robert Briggs, Twin Peaks)

"I am the sin of my father."

(Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell, Prison Break)

"I'm not an imbecil. And I'm not miserable. I'm just overweight."

(George, House MD)

"Rookie mistake : never underestimate the stupidity of an addict."

(Michael Tritter, House MD)

"I know who killed Laura Palmer."

(Special Agent Dale Cooper, Twin Peaks)

"Not in the face, ok ?"

(Salvatore "Pussy" Bonpensiero, The Sopranos)