"When Fey started puking up her breakfast, she was thrilled... until she realized she was pregnant."

(Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty)

"Hi, everybody ! Say "repressed homosexuality !""

(Veronica Mars)

"This is John Crichton paging the head Cylon. Pick up the phone, Imperious Leader !"

(John Crichton, Farscape)

"Well, no, uhâ?¦ we're still two fleshes here, andâ?¦ I thinkâ?¦ that your flesh oughtaâ?¦ sleep somewhere else."

(Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly)

"I know this night has been a complete disaster, but all in all, it's still your best party ever !"

(Edie Brit, Desperate Housewives)

"Iâ??ve got a full bladder, and Iâ??m not afraid to use it !"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"John ! John ! We're going to figure out what's wrong with you ! First we just need to know one thing : have you ever appeared in any pornos ?"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"One small feel for man, one giant ass for mankind."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"Is it possible for you to just watch me eat, or do you get some primeval thrill from beating the other hunters to the food ?"

(Dr James Wilson, House MD)

"I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister."

(Dexter Morgan, Dexter)