"Oh, GOODNESS ! I left my door OPEN ! My poor dog must've run away and been hit by a car, or truck... or train... anvil ?"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"Iâ??m not safe ? Cool !"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"Now can you see why I hate clowns ?"

(Special Agent Seeley Booth, Bones)

"You see, when I get my ability back, I'm gonna kill you. And your sister. And I'm gonna take it all. And if I don't get my ability back it's not a total loss. Maya's learning quickly. She's a shiny new toy. And she's all mine."

(Gabriel "Sylar" Gray, Heroes)

"Of all the gay men in the world, we have to get the two without taste."

(Bree Hodge, Desperate Housewives)

"Do you have hair in our special place ?"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"When did all the men get together and decide that they were only going to get it up for giraffes with big breasts ?"

(Mirand Hobbes, Sex and the City)

"I try to save a life a day. Usually itâ??s my own."

(John Crichton, Farscape)

"I'm a cancer-bitch !"

(Lynette Scavo, Desperate Housewives)

"You fart HELIUM ?"

(John Crichton, Farscape)