"Odd that a man who can't run would own so many pairs of sneakers."

(Lucas Douglas, House MD)

"For now we have a refuge to go to. A refuge the Cylons know nothing about. It won't be an easy journey. It'll be long, and arduous. But I promise you one thing : on the memory of those lying here before you, we shall find it, and Earth shall become our new home. So say we all !"

(Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica)

"Hello, this is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologize. I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand. It was all my fault, not hers. Bye. Coo."

(Phoebe Buffay, Friends)

"I just cried all over your jacket and you're a perfect stranger."

(Ruth Fisher, Six feet under)

"Oh, I baked some muffins !"

(Edie Britt, Desperate Housewives)

"Hey Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic ? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you ?"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)

"The divorcer ! To the rescue !"

(Ross Geller, Friends)

"My name is Ned. I live a simple life. I wake pies and make the dead. That was creepy. I make pies and wake the dead."

(Ned, Pushing Daisies)

"We're leaving. But we'll be back."

(Admiral William Adama, Battlestar Galactica)

"Whoa. Where you going in those pants ? 1982 ?"

(Monica Geller, Friends)