"Now can you see why I hate clowns ?"

(Special Agent Seeley Booth, Bones)

"You see, when I get my ability back, I'm gonna kill you. And your sister. And I'm gonna take it all. And if I don't get my ability back it's not a total loss. Maya's learning quickly. She's a shiny new toy. And she's all mine."

(Gabriel "Sylar" Gray, Heroes)

"Of all the gay men in the world, we have to get the two without taste."

(Bree Hodge, Desperate Housewives)

"Do you have hair in our special place ?"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"When did all the men get together and decide that they were only going to get it up for giraffes with big breasts ?"

(Mirand Hobbes, Sex and the City)

"I try to save a life a day. Usually itâ??s my own."

(John Crichton, Farscape)

"I'm a cancer-bitch !"

(Lynette Scavo, Desperate Housewives)

"You fart HELIUM ?"

(John Crichton, Farscape)

"When Fey started puking up her breakfast, she was thrilled... until she realized she was pregnant."

(Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty)

"Hi, everybody ! Say "repressed homosexuality !""

(Veronica Mars)