"You all have numbers, so we're gonna do this alphabetically !"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"It's a metaphor. Get used to it."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"You want to emphatically deny something you have no problem with and make it publically clear this is a private matter."

(Annabeth Schott, The West Wing)

"Rest in peace, bitch !"

(Claire Meade, Ugly Betty)

"Bob Russell might be the next President of the United States. You get in now, you can make him the candidate you want him to be. After that, we make him the President we need him to be."

(William Bailey, The West Wing)

"King of the lab !"

(Dr Zack Addy, Bones)

"Holy sh... !"

(Noah Bennet, Heroes)

"You are more dangerous than my addiction will ever be."

(Dexter Morgan, Dexter)

"This war is forcing us all to become razors, because if we don't, we don't survive. And then we don't have the luxury of becoming simply human again."

(Admiral Helena Cain, Battlestar Galactica)

"Shut up, Woolsey !"

(Colonel Samantha Carter, Stargate Atlantis)