"I'm not an economist, but... no, wait, I am an economist."

(President Jed Bartlet, The West Wing)

"Yeah ! Can I get a three-piece, some coleslaw, and some beans, and a coke ? AAHHAHHAHHAHAHH !!! Diet Coke ?"

(Chandler Bing, Friends)

"I hate Susan Mayer. Everytime I see those big doe eyes of hers, I swear to God I just want to go out and shoot a deer !"

(Edie Britt, Desperate Housewives)

"FREEZE ! You're under arrest ! You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney ! If you cannot afford one... tough noogies ! You can make ONE phone call ! I recommend Trixie : 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you ?! Well do ya, PUNK ???"

(Bialar Crais, Farscape)

"Finally, doctors, if there is a mistake, don't admit it to the patient. Of course, if the patient is deceased and you're sure, you can feel free to tell him or her... anything."

(Ted Buckland, Scrubs)

"Remember this forever : you are my son, you are not alone, and you are loved."

(Harry Morgan, Dexter)

"I am more than you could ever imagine. I am God."

(Leoben Conoy, Battlestar Galactica)

"Boy, it's a super bitch to anchor a ship there."

(Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica)

"Two players, two sides. One is light, one is dark."

(John Locke, Lost)

"Man is a narcissistic species by nature. We have colonized the four corners of our tiny planet. But we are not the pinnacle of so-called evolution. That honor belongs to the lowly cockroach. Capable of living for months without food. Remaining alive headless for weeks at a time. Resistant to radiation. If God has indeed created Himself in His own image, then I submit to you that God is a cockroach."

(Dr Mohinder Suresh, Heroes)