"You can't take a picture of this. It's already gone."

(Nathaniel Samuel Fisher Jr, Six Feet Under)

"Take me, sir, take me hard."

(Zoe Washburn, Firefly)

"Ten fingers, ten toes... two balls."

(Steve Brady, Sex and the city)

"This is your third divorce ! You love divorce so much youâ??re probably gonna marry it ! Then it wonâ??t work out and youâ??re gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy... Iâ??m so drunk."

(Phoebe Buffay, Friends)

"17 across. Yes, 17 across is wrong... You're spelling his name wrong... What's my name ? My name doesn't matter. I am just an ordinary citizen who relies on the Times crossword for stimulation. And I'm telling you that I met the man twice. And I recommended a pre-emptive Exocet missile strike against his air force, so I think I know how..."

(Leo McGarry, the West Wing)

"Home sweet home."

(Sam Seaborn, the West Wing)

"Leo and I are the past. You are the future. It's up to you, now. We count on you."

(President Jed Bartlet, the West Wing)

"Someoneâ??s gonna be miserable sometime. Accept it. Thatâ??s how I stay so happy."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"I did it."

(Tobias Ziegler, The West Wing)

"Olive Snook had been delivering pies for weeks, not realizing she was a homeopathic drug mule."

(Narrator, Pushing Daisies)