"Jesus Christ, I want to lick your mind."

(Jason Stackhouse, True Blood)

"Haven't you read the Super Villain's Handbook ? This is where you're supposed to twirl your mustache and gloat."

(John Crichton, Farscape)

"Sam... I'm sorry."

(Mary Winchester, Supernatural)

"You can pretend all you want, Sammy, but sooner or later you'll have to face up to who you really are."

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)

"People should not be testing drugs because they are desperate. But, people won't test drugs unless they are desperate. We need drugs to save children and puppies ergo we need desperate people ergo welfare kills sick children."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"Guten Tag yourself !"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)

"Vive la Résistance !"

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"SPERM !"

(Celia Solis, Deperate Housewives)

"Big pretzel !"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)

"Odd that a man who can't run would own so many pairs of sneakers."

(Lucas Douglas, House MD)