"And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. Yes we were ! Yes we were !"

(Ross Geller, Friends)

"You do not understand. But you will."

(Ambassador Kosh, Babylon 5)

"He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing. The fury of the Time Lord. And then we discovered why, why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he'd run away from us and hidden. He was being kind."

(Jeremy Baines, Doctor Who)

"You had to, didn’t you ? You had to go and fall in love with a human... and it wasn’t me."

(Martha Jones, Doctor Who)

"The notion of picking one time of year to be decent to other people is obscene because it’s actually validating the notion of being miserable wretches the rest of the year."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"Burn with me !"

(The Doctor, Doctor Who)

"Under any other circumstances, an exuberant Roman soldier would be my idea of a perfect morning."

(Captain Jack Harkness, Torchwood)

"I AM A SON OF HADES ! I FUCK CONCORD IN HER ARSE !"

(Lucius Vorenus, Rome)

"I'm the Holiday Armadillo !"

(Ross Geller, Friends)

"That one's for Ianto. Risen Mitten, Life Knife, and that old classic, Stun Gun."

(Captain Jack Harkness, Torchwood)