This guy's walking down a street, when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep, he can't get out. A doctor passes by, and the guy shouts up "Hey you ! Can you help me out ?" The doctor writes him a prescription, throws it down the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up "Father, I'm down in this hole, can you help me out ?" The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. "Hey Joe, it's me, can you help me out ?" And the friend jumps in the hole ! Our guy says "Are you stupid ? Now we're both down here !" and the friend says, "Yeah, but I've been down here before, and I know the way out."

(Leo McGarry, the West Wing)

"Now I'm no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color !"

(Major John Sheppard, Stargate Atlantis)

"Wait a second. This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it servesâ?¦ Oh my god. You're sleeping with me."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"I'll be in my bunk."

(Jayne Cobb, Firefly)

"D'you know like we were saying ? About the Earth revolving ? It's like when you're a kid, the first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it... the turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour and the entire planet is hurtling around the Sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour, and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... That's who I am. Now forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home."

(The Doctor, Doctor Who)

"I'd probably be dead if I still had a kidney there."

(John Locke, Lost)

"I'm one of the Oceanic Six ! I'm one of the Oceanic Six !"

(Hugo "Hurley" Reyes, Lost)

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"If I kill you, I kill her. Except that implies, in this big grand scheme of gods and devils, that sheâ??s just a victim. But Iâ??ve seen a lot of this universe. Iâ??ve seen fake gods and bad gods and demigods and would-be gods. And out of all that, out of that whole pantheon, if I believe in one thing, just one thingâ?¦ I believe in her."

(The Doctor, Doctor Who)

"I love a new puppy. That last one was delicious. Very tender."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)