"My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time ? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home."

(Sam Tyler, Life on Mars)

"You beat her back with a water pistol ?! I bloody love you !"

(Donna Noble, Doctor Who)

"I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye."

(The Doctor, Doctor Who)

"The end is where we start from."

(Captain Jack Harkness, Torchwood)

"Tea. Earl grey. Hot."

(Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek:Next Generation)

"Lies are a tool. They can be used either for good or... no, wait, I've got a better one ! Lies are like children : hard work, but they're worth it because the future depends on them."

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"Your second week, I had to cover for you, pretend I was a medic because you were hung over and unreachable."

(Toshiko Sato, Torchwood)

"Not really. You're blurry, but you still look like Ursula. You're Blursula."

(Eric, Friends)

"King of the Weevils, remember ?"

(Owen Harper, Torchwood)

"You're not mating with me, sunshine !"

(Donna Noble, Doctor Who)