"Rosita. Good name. Hello, Rosita."

(The Doctor, Doctor Who)

"Why aren't you wearing your blackout glasses ? The doctor says your eyes can't be exposed to any light ! I can only handle my husband going blind once per marriage !"

(Gabrielle Solis, Desperate housewives)

"Well. Merry Frelling Christmas."

(Aeryn Sun, Farscape)

"She gives me a woody ! A woody... it's a human saying. I've heard you say it often when you don't trust someone, or they make you nervous... "

(Aeryn Sun, Farscape)

"The clock stops ringing when you throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back asleep. You, however never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus ensuring the wake up process."

(Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore girls)

"I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it !"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)

"I was doing so well... "

(Dr Gregory House, House MD)

"That’s when Hollywood came knocking at my back door. As soon as I cashed that check I wrapped my lips around the mighty erection that is the film industry and sucked hard just like a good whore should."

(Hank Moody, Californication)

"It’s not Kansas, and you’re way too homely to be Auntie Em, but... Come here, Toto."

(John Crichton, Farscape)

"If there is a god, he must be laughing his ass off."

(Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica)