"Better wed than dead."

(John Crichton, Farscape)

"You know how some doctors have the Messiah complex ? They need to save the world. You've got the "Rubik's" complex. You need to solve the puzzle."

(Dr James Wilson, House MD)

"What's dead should stay dead."

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)

"No offense, doc, but had the Wraith attended the Geneva Convention, they would have tried to feed on everyone there."

(Major John Sheppard, Stargate Atlantis)

"He full-on Obi-waned me ! It's mind control, man !"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)

"You still bust out crying whenever you see Ronald McDonald on the television !"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)

"Once upon a time there was a boy named John and John was an astronaut. He lived in a far away place called Earth which is so far away you've never heard of it. One day when John was out doing astronaut things a big, blue wormhole gobbled him up and spat him out at the far end of the universe. Things were looking grim in Mudville, till our hero met an amazing living ship, made some nice new friends, and he hooked up with his dream girl. We could've lived happily ever after, but the Peacekeepers raped, chased and tortured us for years on end. And two months ago, we got our asses shot off again. This time it was the Scarrans, big reptiles. Oh ! And Moya, our living ship, limped her way to your happy planet for a little R&R, because, we figure, it's empty ! Hey, no one is gonna bother us ! Next thing, me and the future Mrs. Crichton are having a private moment when you guys fly by... Boom, badda bing ! Squiggly line, squiggly line ! Crystalized and it's two months later."

(John Crichton, Farscape)

"Use your death grip, Spock ! The death grip !"

(Ando Masahashi, Heroes)

"Listen, you're not the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers, I'm coming with you !"

(Gene Hunt, Life on Mars)

"Come on, Dad, you've got to help me. I've got to get better, I've got to get back in there. You haven't called a soul for help, you haven't even tried. Aren't you going to do anything, aren't you even going to say anything ? I've done everything you've ever asked me, everything. I've given everything I've ever had, and you're just going to sit there and watch me die ? What the hell kind of father are you ?!"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)