"I hate witches. They're all spewing their body liquids everywhere. It's creepy. Hell, it's downright unsanitary !"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)

"Resistance is futile."

(Cindy Mackenzie, Veronica Mars)

"You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya !"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)

"Oh my God ! What can it be ? We're all doomed !!! Who's FLYING this thing ?! Oh right, that would be me. Uh, back to work."

(Hoban Washburn, Firefly)

"God I hate London ! I hate London ! I'm glad we had a revolution !"

(Special agent Seeley Booth, Bones)

"A pony ?!"

(Veronica Mars)

"The first Scarran you see, you tell him who his daddy is. Tell him, D'Argo."

(John Crichton, Farscape)

"If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies ! Kids won't walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout !"

(Chandler Bing, Friends)

"Aren’t you tired of cleaning up Dean’s messes ? Of dealing with that broken psyche of his ? Aren’t you tired of being bossed around like a snot-nosed little brother ? You’re stronger than Dean. You’re better than him."

(Crossroad-Demon, Supernatural)

"Frak ? Qu'est-ce que c'est ?"

(Veronica Mars)