"No, can't. Too much hair."

(River Tam, Firefly)

""The Angels have the phone box". That's my favourite, I've got that on a t-shirt !"

(Lawrence Nightingale, Doctor Who)

"Run, Doctor. Run for your life !"

(The Master, Doctor Who)

"End of the universe, have fun ! Bye bye !"

(The Master, Doctor Who)

"I just want you to know, there are worlds out there, safe in the sky because of her. That there are people living in the light, and singing songs of Donna Noble. A thousand, million light years away. They will never forget her, while she can never remember. But for one moment... one shining moment... she was the most important woman in the whole wide universe."

(The Doctor, Doctor Who)

"You have a dog named Cat Stevens ? Holy fuck !"

(Hank Moody, Californication)

"Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."

(Hoban Washburn, Firefly)

"I suppose we should tiptoe around like schoolchildren so our parents don't catch us doing it ? I feel like I'm 12 again !"

(Edie Brit, Desperate housewives)

"Excellent. Now then, let's pull this timorous beastie down to earth."

(The Next Doctor, Doctor Who)

"I am one hot piece of ass !!!"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)